Bulletboys

  The things about the Bullet Boys, like Kix and Britny Fox, is that even fans of ’80s hair and glam metal laugh at them. They were the guys who weren’t even popular enough to hang onto the coattails of Poison, Mötley Crüe, etc. Sure, they played the Whiskey a bunch of times and probably ate pizza at the Rainbow with Lemmy (who didn’t?), but they were the also-rans. The leftover make-up in the bottom of the K-Mart barrel. Thing is, though, ignore the fact that there isn’t a “cool” bone in their collective bodies, and the Bullet Boys came up with a few albums packed with great songs. Plus, they’ve been rocking for over 20 years now. Fuck fashion, let’s rock out like tranny strippers.