P!nk
Do you ever look at Pink (we’re not doing that exclamation point bullshit) and think that she’s a rebellious punk trapped in a pop star’s body? Nope, neither do we; but that’s what she wants us to think. She’ll stomp on stage like the lovechild of Joan Jett and Madonna, sneer and maybe flip a few people the bird before bursting into some infectiously catchy pop tunes. Some of them are great pop tunes too. We would just like Miss Pink to be comfortable in her own skin. Say it loud and say it proud, girl. “I’m a pop star, and I’m good at it.”